1. You'd rather spend the night in your bed then out with your friends.
2. You're annoyed by all of the annoying teenagers who play their music way too loud.
What's the point in even wearing headphones?
3. Baking brings you great joy.
4. You've secretly always wanted to join a knitting class.
5. Young & The Restless is your shit.
6. You enjoy walking for leisure.
7. You complete newspaper crossword1 puzzles everyday on your morning commute2.
8. You despise the radio and listen to the oldies instead.
Louis Armstrong, Frank Sinatra, the Beatles…the list is far and great.
9. You refuse to text in acronyms3.
10. You
